Apparently, Kamala Harris's husband back in 2019 revealed her French fry recipe. Apparently it involves double-frying them in peanut oil and duck fat and seasoning them with home grown rosemary and sage.
"As if I needed another reason to do all I can to elect her," gushed one fan. "WE ARE NOT GOING BACK," proclaimed George Conway, showing a picture of McDonald's fries by comparison. Which is funny, because I can distinctly remember the day when any candidate would have gone to great lengths to conceal such a shameful secret. Harris also stopped by a high end spice shop to buy "Creamy Peppercorn Dressing Base, Fox Point Seasoning, Trinidad Lemon-Garlic Marinade, Turkish Seasoning, and Tuscan Sunset Salt Free Italian Seasoning," and the worst Fox News could find to say was that the chain where she shopped was overtly political in its opposition to Republicans.
You don't believe me? Seriously, look up Dijongate. The right wing worked itself into a tizzy when Barrack Obama ordered Dijon mustard on his hamburger. Obama did not do himself any favors by trying to conceal his preference. And a general uproar ensued over Obama's elitism in using fancy mustard. And now a Democratic candidate is making homemade fries, double fried in peanut oil and duck fat and seasoned with home grown rosemary and sage?!? To which I can only ask, does she put Dijon mustard on them?
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